LaQ – Shower Gel Shots! – Drift Dynamite 500ml

WHO AM I?

Here I am, a vegan and natural shower gel Shots! – nice and rusty orange. And on top of that – perhaps contrary to everything you see and read on its label – wonderfully fragrant.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

In short, I’ll wash this and that. Besides, I might make you laugh a little, as long as you have some distance to everything you possibly can (including yourself). On top of that, I’m also great at making foam. The bathtub kind, of course!

BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?

Jokes aside, let’s talk ingredients! First of all, the formula of this natural shower gel is based on mild cleansing agents. Secondly, waiting for you inside is plant-derived glycerin and the power of plant extracts: from rosemary leaves, sage leaves, and common ivy, as well as flowers of chamomile, mountain arnica, calendula, and white dead-nettle. In addition, the gel contains extracts of pine needles, burdock root, watercress, garden nasturtium, and lemon peel. As you can see, there’s no nonsense here!

CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:

• Top notes: bergamot, mandarin
• Heart notes: lavender, fresh air notes
• Base notes: patchouli, cedar, sandalwood

WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?

The neighbor’s Passat – orange, masculine… scented like a 1.9 TDI.
As exclusive as free samples in all-inclusive hotels in Egypt.
Almost as soft as the towels they “gave for free” on last year’s vacation.
As stylish as socks in sandals.
In the color of rust on the neighbor’s wheel arches, which warms your heart every morning.
With a wonderful scent, like a cloud from the exhaust pipe after downshifting while overtaking on a double solid line.
You’ll wash away every pain of existence with it.
The fast ones got mad and already went to wash.
Put it in the bathroom and soon all guests will be asking themselves one question: “Where the f*** did he get this?”

Apply a small amount of gel to the skin until foam forms, then rinse.

500 ml

Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Sodium Sulfate, CI 15985.