LaQ – Shower Gel Shots! – Royal Welcome 500ml

WHO AM I?

Here I am, a vegan and natural shower gel Shots! – nice, yellow-orange in color. And on top of that – perhaps contrary to everything you see and read on its label – wonderfully fragrant.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

In short, I’ll wash this and that. Besides, I might make you smile a little, as long as you have some distance to everything you possibly can (including yourself). On top of that, I’m also great at creating foam. The bathtub kind, of course!

BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?

Jokes aside, let’s talk ingredients! First of all, the formula of this natural shower gel is based on mild cleansing agents. Secondly, you’ll find plant-derived glycerin and the power of plant extracts: from rosemary leaves, sage leaves, and ivy, as well as flowers of chamomile, mountain arnica, calendula, and white dead-nettle. In addition, the gel contains extracts of pine needles, burdock root, watercress, garden nasturtium, and lemon peel. As you can see, there’s no nonsense here!

CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:

• Top notes: fruity, gently citrusy
• Heart notes: floral, green
• Base notes: musk, vanilla

WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?

When mom prepares a five-course dinner,
hangs freshly washed curtains, takes the cutlery out of the cupboard
for a special occasion, puts out soft toilet paper,
dusts the top shelf with unused plates,
and dad, clutching the remote, numbs himself
before the visit of the Emperor of Supreme Order,
the Lord of the Dark Side of the Force, the Lernaean Hydra,
that is, the beloved Mommy, whose only flaw is that
she knows how to talk and unfortunately uses this skill far too often.

Does not apply to the always-welcome brother-in-law,
who obligatorily arrives with his other half,
while the first one has been chilling since morning.

Apply a small amount of gel to the skin until foam forms, then rinse.

500 ml

Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract, Chamomilla Recutita Flower Extract, Arnica Montana Flower Extract, Lamium Album Extract, Salvia Officinalis Leaf Extract, Pinus Sylvestris Bud Extract, Nasturtium Officinale Extract, Arctium Majus Root Extract, Citrus Limon Peel Extract, Hedera Helix Leaf Extract, Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract, Tropaeolum Majus Flower Extract, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Gluconate, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum, Hexamethylindanopyran, Sodium Sulfate, CI 15985, CI 47005.