LaQ – Shower gel 8 in 1 – Sex and Business 500 ml

WHO AM I?

I am vegan and unapologetically masculine. I smell like great sex and successful business – or maybe successful sex and great business. Honestly, I can’t decide. A well-trained nose will catch masculine cologne with hints of cardamom and black pepper.
Someone once called me “the best,” and nobody has dared to take it back.
Because in sex and business you have to know your worth! You’re not some random Snoopy to go crazy over a slice of ham. Top players like you get the premium pork chop treatment!

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

Let’s get real, babe – I wash and I smell amazing. I do both exceptionally well and in a devastatingly masculine way.
So, let’s be honest, we belong together.

BABE, WONDERING WHAT’S INSIDE?

I may be tough, decisive, and uncompromising on the outside, but inside, I’m all about gentle plant-based cleansers.
I contain plant-derived glycerin, cardamom seed extract, urea, and niacinamide to keep your skin hydrated and well-cared for.

CHECK OUT MY FRAGRANCE NOTES:

• Top Notes: lemon, grapefruit, aquatic notes
• Heart Notes: apple, mint, pink pepper, rose
• Base notes: cedarwood, sandalwood, dry wood, tonka bean, musk

WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE STREET?

Tried making money or had a wild night, and now you smell like a wet dog?
Is that really the scent of sex and business?!
Gentlemen, NO!
That needs to be washed off!
Doberman is pure class.
It will leave you with the incredible scent of money already earned and satisfy your woman a hundred times more!
For those who struggle to be tamed, I’ll erase the scent of shame when you get caught chasing after the wrong… “companions.”
And most importantly?
I’ll wash away even the toughest stains on your honor and erase all your puppy-like mistakes from history.

How to use:

Apply, lather, rinse - remember, with me, the only place you’ll be rinsed is in the shower!

500 ml

Ingredients/INCI:

Aqua, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Coco-Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Glyceryl Oleate, Piper Nigrum Fruit Extract, Elettaria Cardamomum Seed Extract, Sodium Lactate, Sodium PCA, Glycine, Fructose, Urea, Niacinamide, Inositol, Lactic Acid, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Parfum.